You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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