Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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