"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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