She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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