He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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