i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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