problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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