i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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