It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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