Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No more Irish car bombs ever.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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