That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
