ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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