Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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