Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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