i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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