I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
