stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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