She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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