I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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