"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My feet surprised me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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