The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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