I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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