he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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