Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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