I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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