that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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