Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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