Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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