I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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