dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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