Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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