do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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