can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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