careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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