Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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