Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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