I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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