Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You're a waste of cheezeits
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
