I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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