Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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