what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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