he thought i was a dude.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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