operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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