Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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