girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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