do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude i'm inner monologue high
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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