Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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