So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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