Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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