I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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