Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
They took my balls.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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