She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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