I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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